Stuff You're Too Old For.

Ending a sentence with a preposition since 2010

Make believe.

Your blood may be a tiger's, but everything else belongs to a crazy person.

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Easter.

"Brains....."

Also, check out the 50 worst Easter Bunnies here.

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Speech to text programs.

You had me at cranberry jews.

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Being Canadian.

There's hockey on their money. Also, there's fucking hockey on their fucking money.

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Etch-a-sketch.

Stop playing with toys and get some paint like a real artist. I'm glad Teen Wolf fucked up your shit.

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Public displays of affection.

Get a room, sluts.

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Playing the recorder.

Keep practicing sweetie, and you’ll be rich and famous, just like all professional recorder players!

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Holding hands.

You need to stop letting the world know how emotionally dependent you are on others and cut the umbilical cord. Quite frankly, you look kind of gay.

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Cupid.

If you don't reach a certain level of maturity, someone is going to send you to jail for a long time for shooting people with arrows and exposing your genitals, you sociopathic shithead baby.

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Having a goatee.

To: This a-hole
From: Baby Jesus
RE: Your new goatee.
Dearest a-hole,
I hope you learn how to grow a full beard and/or die in a car crash.
Your’s eternally,
Baby-J .

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