Stuff You're Too Old For.

Ending a sentence with a preposition since 2010

Playing with Your Food.

925 Million hungry people in the world......? Let's make some muthafuckin pancake masks!

And for other food related revelations check out GO Guilty Pleasures!

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St. Patrick’s Day

Jesus didn't chase the snakes out of France for this...

While we’re on the topic of drinking, check out It’s 7am Somewhere.

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Easter.

"Brains....."

Also, check out the 50 worst Easter Bunnies here.

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Speech to text programs.

You had me at cranberry jews.

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Public displays of affection.

Get a room, sluts.

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Playing the recorder.

Keep practicing sweetie, and you’ll be rich and famous, just like all professional recorder players!

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Cupid.

If you don't reach a certain level of maturity, someone is going to send you to jail for a long time for shooting people with arrows and exposing your genitals, you sociopathic shithead baby.

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Having a goatee.

To: This a-hole
From: Baby Jesus
RE: Your new goatee.
Dearest a-hole,
I hope you learn how to grow a full beard and/or die in a car crash.
Your’s eternally,
Baby-J .

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