Stuff You're Too Old For.

Ending a sentence with a preposition since 2010

Playing with Your Food.

925 Million hungry people in the world......? Let's make some muthafuckin pancake masks!

And for other food related revelations check out GO Guilty Pleasures!

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Make believe.

Your blood may be a tiger's, but everything else belongs to a crazy person.

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St. Patrick’s Day

Jesus didn't chase the snakes out of France for this...

While we’re on the topic of drinking, check out It’s 7am Somewhere.

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Easter.

"Brains....."

Also, check out the 50 worst Easter Bunnies here.

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Speech to text programs.

You had me at cranberry jews.

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Being Canadian.

There's hockey on their money. Also, there's fucking hockey on their fucking money.

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Etch-a-sketch.

Stop playing with toys and get some paint like a real artist. I'm glad Teen Wolf fucked up your shit.

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Public displays of affection.

Get a room, sluts.

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Playing the recorder.

Keep practicing sweetie, and you’ll be rich and famous, just like all professional recorder players!

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Holding hands.

You need to stop letting the world know how emotionally dependent you are on others and cut the umbilical cord. Quite frankly, you look kind of gay.

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